Ramsey signs (OFFICIAL!), Cesc tries to quit + new defender lined up…
It looks like Ramsey , the new Steven Gerrard is set to snub Red nose and sign for the super reds, it’s believed that Arsene worked his magic on Ramsey and his family. First team football with a great team was the lure, ManU, Football’s new team in crisis will be very pissed off to lose this kid, well done Arsene.
Other news sees the boss closing in on Philipe Mexes, I hope this one is true, I really rate this guy and France didn’t take him so a deal could be done sooner rather than later, him or Mertesacker would do me.
Other news was our young Turk Francesc Fabregas stormed into Wenger’s office the day after the Sunderland game and demanded that he signed David Villa and gave him a new and improved contract otherwise he would quit for a bigger club which included Tottenham and Hull City (as they spend more than we do). He said things have to improve.
Wenger said give me some time to think on that you cheeky young Spaniard.
Well Wenger said last week after much thought and a long chat with Peter Hill-Wood
‘Cesc, I can’t buy Villa as we’re skint, but I did get you a new and improved kit, you’ll love it’
Cesc couldn’t believe it, he said
‘No you deaf bastardo, I said quit, not kit’
Well both agreed it was the translation and Cesc was miss quoted, but as he already had his own Nike show Cesc agreed to talk the kit up as long as he could look mean in the publicity shots, thankfully the boss agreed, we think he knew all along that Cesc said contract, you see the moral of this witty and informative story is that… …Arsene knows!
Okay you all had that coming, I quite like the new kit and so do the players, but tellingly Gallas, Almunia and Ade are in the picture which speaks volumes for who will be here come the new season.
Let’s hope the Ramsay story is true, that Philipe Mexes is coming and that Cesc really does like the kit.
Have a great day Grovers.
