Dear Hubby,

I  love you so much. I love all the things that make you, uniquely you. I love that you panic and gag when you see stray hair floating around the house — it’s funny and unique to you! I love that we pay extra money every month on our cable bill to receive Fox Soccer Channel — I know your heart might break if you couldn’t watch nightly recaps of everything that happened in the exciting world of soccer that day. And I don’t want that heart breaking already — we just got hitched!

…I am wondering something, however. So, when we lay in bed at night and I’m reading and you are watching any one of the variety of sports shows that you watch, (easy for me to tune out whlie trying to read), could you kindly abstain from giving the game recap/score/play by play out loud? Like I said, I love you…but honestly, love of my life, I don’t care what happened at the Timbers, Pirates, Steelers, Beavers, Lakers, Blazers, Wizards, Royals, Chiefs, Penguins, Penn State, Yankees, or ANY other sports-related event today. Unless I ask you for information, please keep these things to yourself.  (KU and Pitt State information are allowed)

No matter what, I don’t care if Bron Bron got busted for accepting “rogue” jerseys  – I only care if A-Rod is f!*king Madonna — now that is exciting shit! I don’t care if there was a controversial Beavers play. They are farm league. And they play baseball. Yes, yes, I know. It’s America’s pasttime, but aside from the cotton candy and slut-watching, it’s a bit on the slow side. Thirsty Thursday at PGE? Fun. Recap that night in my bed? Not fun.

I sound like a bitch, I know. Very harsh. But open communication is the key to good and lasting relationships, no?

Love you always and forever,

Wifey

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